Sitting on the train reading my RSS feed.
Young man with backpack sits down next to me and watches over my shoulder for 5 mins. I’m used to this now and let him until the point where his head is almost on my shoulder. I nudge him off me.
He sort of says to nobody “Apple are too expensive!”
He then gets a notebook out of his backpack and proceeds to boot it. 5 mins later he’s in Excel. Then he folds the screen into a tablet form and tries use Excel with his finger. After struggling for a bit he produces a stylus. Finally, he’s off to the races.
After about 5 mins in Excel the PC shuts down because his batteries are gone. Cue big sigh and another “Apples are too expensive” under his breath.
I love the “I’m not jealous of the iPad” series, but strictly speaking, person N°3 isn’t jealous, just envious and so doesn’t fit in with the other “sour grapes” people.