There is only one problem when you’re a politician and you write such plain stupid things in the papers.

“There are millions of people in Alarm Clock Britain,” Clegg writes. “People, like Sun readers, who have to get up every morning and work hard to get on in life.”

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Seriously, how old does he think people are? This is so transparent that it hurts.

Luckily, it’s good food for comics.